Moonlighting as the seeds of .com love grow before my eyes

I have been eavesdropping on some incredible first dates this week.  Now you may think this is rude, until you realize that I am moonlighting as a bartender for extra cash and have a bad case of bartender ear.

Bartender Ear - a condition in which a bartender can listen to bits of conversation around the bar with out appearing that they are listening nor interested.

This can make for some really great stories but also some regretful moments where you here things you wished you never would have.  So this week there seems to be an influx of .com daters meeting at my establishment.  The first couple was a lawyer and a psychology doctorate student, the future of America right!? A match made in .com heaven.  Thank you 1,000 compatibility check levels you have matched the two most egotistical people in the greater Columbus area.  After listening to them talk over one another about how amazing they were and their lives were going to be, I was feeling a little nauseous.
In walks a normal enough looking redhead meeting a plain looking, polo wearing, crew cut up gentlemen.  Seems innocent enough and the two engaged in the normal "what do you do?" convo, I walk away to bring the check to the two egomaniacs.  Who are undoubtedly ready to head out and see who is better at sex.  Swinging my ever listening ear back around I realize that the two "normal people" are on the subject of their mutual love for their multiple cats.  They are discussing how they can differentiate between their individual meows and how Oreo has a scar on his snout.  Plain looking, polo wearing, crew cut up gentlemen is stating how one of the recent life transitions he made was from a dog person to a cat person.  Redhead's eyes light up with intrigue and desire.  Yes, redhead you heard it right... you have found your soul mate.

Junk Treasure

I was driving down the street the other day, and it just happened to be a street sale.  (Like I didn't know that in my unstoppable quest for junk!) Spotted this and started screaming "stop the car! I see something I need!" So this is my new project and treasure.  I have started cleaning it up but there is a lot of work to do! Keep posted for progress updates!

Junk store ChaIR!!

Have been working on painting up this mini chair I found in a junk store recently.  Now all I have to do is make a tiny friend to sit in it!